Alrica and I spent two days (one full day and much of a second one) in Geneva, Switzerland. I know, you figured I meant the one in Switzerland. But I wanted to be very clear I wasn't referring to the city in New York or the lake in Wisconsin. It's funny that in my time in the U.S. those would have seemed more likely. But now, that is so far away.
Geneva is an interesting city. One thing to note: It is very expensive. What we spent on food over the time we were here could be about what I spent on food during my entire time in Tirana. (Okay, probably not quiet that high, but not far off.)
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You can see why this is called the Broken Chair. |
But it is also very beautiful. It is right where Lake Geneva (or Lac Leman and I don't know why it has two completely different names) drains into the Rhône River. (It isn't the source of the Rhône, just a lake along the way.) The lakefront is lovely with plenty of views of architecture, old ships, and the Jet D'Eau.
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Jet D'Eau (I know with the scale you can't tell how tall it is.) |
Jet D'Eau, for those who don't know French, means the Jet of Water. Literally, that is what I am talking about. The Jet D'Eau is a fountain in Lake Geneva that sprays up to 140 meters high. That's 460 feet or about one and a half football fields. Really it is one football field including its endzones and then a third of another football field ignoring its endzones. I think I am working too hard to describe this in football fields. Apparently, it is a symbol of the city, encapsulating it's Geneva spirit. This surprised me, because before knowing i was coming here and looking into the city, I had never heard of the Jet D'Eau. Maybe all of my readers are already familiar with it. I will say this for the Jet D'Eau, it is an impressively high spout of water.
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It appears Alrica is half the height of the jet. 70 meters tall? Well, she looms large in my life. |
Geneva does have wonderful water, not just the lake and the Jet D'Eau, but also its drinking water. And throughout the older parts of the city there are fountains. They are on the sides of churches, in the middle of parks, in the center of traffic circles. And they all have a sign telling you that this is Eau Potable. (If you didn't figure it out from the translation of Jet D'Eau, eau means water. And potable means potable.)
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Thirsty? Geneva's got you covered. |
Among our excursions, we visited the Ariana Museum. It is a museum of ceramic and glass. Now, this seems a bit out of place. Switzerland is not famous for its ancient ceramics or glasses. Sure, they made such things in more modern times, but some of the exhibits here stretch back to the 9th century. Back then, ceramic was a jealously guarded secret of China. And the Europeans paid good money for it. You've heard of the Dutch East India Company and the British East India Company and the French East India Company? These were all royally chartered companies in the import/export business with the East Indies (which included China and Japan.) Ceramic was one of the major goods brought by the Dutch East India Company.
But wait, Dutch means from the Netherlands. There was no Swiss East India Company. Switzerland lacks any easy access to the sea. So why is this museum about the history of the "fire" arts located here? Because of a collector who loved ceramics (and glass, but really ceramics.) He then gave all his collection to Geneva to become a museum so that the people could experience his vast collection.
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In French, they got 175 new pieces in 2024. In English they only got 16. Huh? |
We also saw the United Nations Building, the International Committee of the Red Cross and Red Crescent Building, the Cathedral of St. Pierre, and the Broken Chair. This last one was originally built to commemorate civilian casualties of war, but now it stands as a monument condemning the use of cluster bombs and landmines in war.
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Promenade of Flags with UN Building behind it |
Another famous site in Geneva is the Flower Clock. It is a clock built into a hill, with the mechanism underneath. And it is so beautiful because it is surrounded in flowers. Sometimes. When we went, there were no flowers, only grass. Apparently, they are preparing a new artistic flower creation that shows a woman stretching for a soccer ball to commemorate the Women's European Cup which is coming to Geneva in June. Alrica called it the Flower Not Clock. But I disagree. It's still a clock. The hands were moving, it was telling the time. I think it is The Not Flower Clock or the Not Flower Flower Clock, which I guess is just The Clock.
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What would you call it? |
I'm sure you are all asking, "But Erich, did you eat cheese? Did you eat chocolate? Did your eat churros?" (Not that last one, I got carried away with "ch" foods.)
Yes, yes, and no, but again, you weren't asking about churros. We had a very savory fondue and enjoyed chocolate from brands with which we were previously unfamiliar. I'm not saying that one entire dinner consisted of chocolate, but I'm also not saying that it didn't happen that way either.
I like to leave a bit of mystery for my readers.