I Don't Always Get It

In case you fear it has been a week without exploration, let me assuage those concerns. We have done more in the city of Seoul.

The Banpo Bridge Fountain

We visited the National Museum of Korea. The museum building itself is quite a lovely one. And there are three floors with exhibits. My favorite exhibit was the one about prehistory (the time before writing,) which explored the earliest Stone Age people who lived in Korea (and the parts of China attached to the Korean Peninsula.) On display were many artifacts found in Korea and lots of good explanation in both Korean and English.

The 12 story pagoda in the National Museum of Korea

Have you ever heard of the Movius Line? (No, sadly it is not related to the Möbius strip from topology.) An archaelogist named Hallam Movius noticed that in some prehistoric archeological sites (in northeast India and East Asia) they never found the heads of stone hand axes. But in western India, Europe, and Africa, they did. He proposed that there was a line which separated various Stone Age groups and those on one side of it did develop the hand axe and those on the other side didn't. They just used choppers, meaning they sort of bashed things to cut them. But a fossil was found in Korea by a U.S. service man when he was out on a picnic with his Korean girlfriend. He found the head of a hand axe. So it turns out that Movius's idea (which was named for him) isn't entirely true. Some cultures on the other side of the line did develop hand axes.

The history (as opposed to prehistory) exhibit was less engaging for me. There was a lot of information about the different kingdoms and dynasties that ruled the peninsula along with artifacts from those times. But knowing nothing about Korean history, I didn't have the context to take it all in. I didn't quite get it.

We passed back by Seoul Station. I already talked about Seoul Station, groceries, and the lack of ATMs in a previous post. But this time, like last time, there were Christian groups chanting, singing, and declaiming in front of the station. Christianity is not the majority religion here, but it is the plurality religion. Most South Koreans identify as non-religious. Of those who do identify as religious, Christianity is the largest group, making up 31% of the population. I noticed the Christian groups the first time we went. They are identifiable because their banners, which include mostly the Korean Alphabet, do include some Latin Alphabet, in particular the word "JESUS." So, while I don't entirely get it, meaning I don't know what they're saying or singing, I have an idea what the umbrella theme is.

This time I noticed that along with the spirituality of Christianity that came to Korea, so did some of the biases. A sign read "Homosex Out". I am going to take that to mean "Homosexuals Out." South Korea doesn't have all the same protections for same-sex couples as are found in other developed nations. Same-sex intercourse is legal, but same-sex marriage is forbidden. If you are in the military (and all men must serve for 18 months when they turn 18) then same-sex intercourse is also illegal. And the laws don't protect against discrimination of homosexuals in South Korea.

There is just enough English on this banner that I know I don't want to translate the rest

I can't say I know much about the political leanings of the people here. But in a completely separate outing, I walked along the Cheonggyecheon Stream again. But unlike last time where I went downstream, this time I went upstream to where it begins. There, I came up to street level and I heard drums. I thought there was a parade, but then I realized, no, this is a protest. No, this is two protests. There were two separate protests going on. One was marching along the road to the south of the stream toward me. The other was marching along the road to the north of the stream away from me.

The U.S. State Department is clear that U.S. citizens are not supposed to participate in protests in other countries. Not that the State Department could arrest you for it. How would they know? But, if you do get arrested in a protest in another country, the State Department can refuse to help you. "We told you not to protest in other countries, you did it anyway. We wash our hands of you."

I had no intention of joining either protest. I didn't even know what they were protesting.

I was pretty easily able to see the front of the parade coming toward me. They had signs in both Korean and English, so I now know they were in favor of "Free Palestine", "Break all ties with Israel," and "Stop the War in Iran."

The lead car of the protest coming toward me

I was never able to get to the front of the other protest marchers. They were carrying a lot of flags, many with Korean words on them. One person did have a Palestinian Flag, so maybe their protest was also about Palestine. But that was only one flag among many other flags.

This was the protest that was moving away from me

I wondered if the two protests were a protest and a counter-protest. But they didn't seem to be paying much attention to one another. So I suspect they were just two separate protests.

Also at the source of the stream, though not at street level, rather down at stream level, Seoul has set up an outdoor library. They have all kinds of comfy chairs, little tables, and bookshelves along the path at the side of the stream. You can take a book, sit out in the sun, and read. There were even some books with titles in English, so maybe the books themselves were in English. I don't know, I didn't stop to read.

I appreciate the bilingual explanation

One night we went to the Banpo Bridge Fountain. On the side of the Banpo Bridge, which crosses the Han River, there are water jets and colored lights. From April through October, they do a fountain show at noon, 7:30 PM, 8:00 PM, 8:30 PM, and (more on this last one) 9:00 PM. There was an announcement over the PA system that explained that they are not doing the 9:00 PM show this year during the month of April. It is because of the energy crisis going on. (Asia is highly affected by the closing of the Strait of Hormuz.) That's okay, because Alrica and I were there for the 7:30 PM show.

It isn't nearly as interesting when the sky isn't dark yet

The show itself was fine. It wasn't particularly spectacular. It wasn't nearly so impressive as the fountain show in Kuala Lumpur. But what fascinated me was the music.

First, it must not be the same show at each time slot. The show is 20 minutes long. So Alrica and I were walking away from the site of the show when the 8:00 PM show started. I don't know if the water was different or if the lights where different, but the music was completely different.

The colors pop more as it gets dark out

That 7:30 PM show must be for English speakers who are around my age or maybe a bit older. Because these are the songs they played during the show (in order):

1. California Dreamin' by the Mamas and the Papas
2. Let It Be by the Beatles
3. Imagine by John Lennon
4. Take me Home, Country Roads by John Denver
5. Stand By Me by Ben E. King
6. Piano Man by Billy Joel

The first song of the 8:00 PM show was hip-hop and I didn't recognize it. But definitely from a different era.

Last night, Alrica and I went out for the evening to the Hongdae Walking Street. This is pedestrian only and has lots of shopping, coffee stands, restaurants, and performance spaces along it. We stopped at Whatever Tacos to try a taco and see if it was really like the ones we know and love from home. We got a carnitas taco and it was good. But it didn't taste like the ones in Reno. This is not to say that Reno is the world's foremost center of authenticity when it comes to carnitas. But I suspect it is closer to center than Seoul.

We also tried something called Egg Bread. This is literally a sweet bread with a hard boiled egg inside it. We got a very delicious dumpling. And we bought some waffle fish. We like waffle fish! I don't always get everything, but I fully understand waffle fish. And I get them!

The entertainers were talented. When the singers were singing "Ahh" I totally followed along. As soon as they hit lyrics that went beyond "Ahh" my lack of Korean comprehension was a detriment. But I could appreciate their voices and ability to play their instruments. There were also groups of girls dancing, and in one place a kind of clown show. The clown had batons which were on fire on both ends, but fire twirling only seemed to be a small part of the show. I was surprised. I figured clowning is pretty universal. This was even a silent clown show. He wasn't speaking. So it should be just as fun for everyone, right? And yet, some of the things the clown did make the crowd laugh and I didn't know what was funny about it. It's not like I missed the joke, as he wasn't speaking. And yet, I missed the joke somehow.

But I did see a bar called Mimic. And its logo involved a Mimic, which is a monster in D&D that looks like a treasure chest, but when you open it, it tries to eat you. So I appreciated that logo. Because I got it!

You're not getting that treasure!

Honestly, I appreciate all of it. At times I may disagree with Christian preachers about gay rights or I may see protests I can't explain. Still, I feel I am learning a lot about the people and culture here. Even when I don't always get it.

Eagles vs. Twins

The most popular sport in South Korea is baseball. Is that surprising? I found it a bit surprising, but maybe I shouldn't have. Certainly soccer is popular, but apparently not nearly so popular as baseball.

South Korea has a professional baseball league. Seoul itself has three teams. Many cities of any reasonable size have a team. And those teams all play full seasons.

Last night, we went to a game at Jamsil Baseball Stadium. It's in the sports complex which Seoul used when it hosted the Olympics (1988). It is right on the metro, making it so easy to get to. And it was both exactly the same and entirely different than watching a baseball game in the states.

The infield

The ballpark is nice. It's round and symmetric. None of the odd shapes of an outfield that you find in old jewel box stadiums. It has the big board over centerfield where they show the lineups and who is at bat. There are scoreboards all around. There are ads on the field. The seats are in different colors and you buy your tickets for one of the color zones. We were in the red zone on the third base side. Too far out to realistically expect a fly ball to make it to us. A couple times during the night, one was heading in the right direction, but didn't make nearly the distance.

Notice on their scoreboards they have runs, hits, errors, and bases on balls (walks)

The side makes a difference. South Korea isn't that big. So in any game, there are lots of fans from the away team in the stadium as well as the expected fans from the home team. The first base side of the stadium is the home team. The third base side is the away team. We arrived at about 5:15 for a game that began at 6:30. When we were buying our tickets, the ticket vendor asked if we wanted home or away and we said we didn't mind either. We just wanted to see baseball.

She sold us very good seats on the away team side. And that was fine with us. So we were rooting for the Hanwha Eagles based in the city of Daejeon. They were facing off with the LG Twins, based, as you probably guessed by virtue of being the home team, in Seoul. (Every team seems to be associated with one of the big Korean corporations, in this case Hanwha and LG.) All around us were people in Eagles jerseys or caps. Many had two little plastic bats that you could slap together for percussion in lieu of clapping. That will be important later.

Here are some of the similarities. The game is the same game. It has the same rules as baseball in the United States. They use a designated hitter, so the pitcher never has to bat. There are also pinch hitters allowed and when you substitute for someone, that person can't come back. Just as it is at home. So it was really fun to see a professional game again.

Other similarities that were outside of the baseball game itself. They rake the fields between innings and sometimes there is a raking vehicle, but not after every inning. There are occasional activities on the big screen including a kiss cam. That is apparently controversial. In South Korea, public displays of affection are shunned. There are some in the country who don't approve of the kiss cam. But they still do it. We saw three couples highlighted. One was a father and his young daughter up on his shoulders. They were cute. One couple kissed more or less like normal. And when one of the couples was on the screen, the woman covered her face so she couldn't be seen, totally embarrassed. The man kissed her anyway, though whether he was kissing lips or wrists is anyone's guess.

There are concessions sold in the concourse. But also, there are some vendors who walk through the stands. The beer vendor carries a cylinder on his back and a bunch of cups at his side. But we didn't see many food vendors walking through. You don't buy peanuts and cracker jacks. You buy fried chicken. Yes, there are other choices too.

The backpack of beer, Cass beer.

But I want to get into what made it such a different experience. That's the amazing part, and the different foods are just the smallest piece of it. South Korea has an immense cheer culture. Each player on each team has his own song. So when a particular player is up to bat, everyone who is supporting his team sings his song. There are even cheerleaders to lead us in doing so. There are two concrete platforms up in the stands, one on the third base side for the away team cheerleaders and one of the first base side for the home team cheerleaders. The cheerleaders come out when their team is up to bat and they go somewhere, I don't know where, when their team is on defense. It's probably good that they go somewhere, because they are wearing very little for the temperature of an April evening in Seoul. At least they are jumping and bouncing and kicking a lot. So those legs clad in nothing but tights hopefully don't get too cold.

The cheerleaders' platform

If you are seated in the orange section, which is just behind the cheerleader platforms, you definitely sing every single at bat. But even in the red section, everyone was singing the song for that batter. (And using their two little plastic bats for the percussive strikes.) Okay, not everyone. Alrica and I didn't know the songs. But we did our best after a few repetitions.

At one point there was a song where the fans on the home side were waving the flashlights of their phones.

There are no long delays in the game. Between innings, they only allow 2 minutes, unless there is a pitching change, and then it is 4 minutes. There are no long TV timeouts. So the game keeps moving.

Half an inning later, everyone on the away side waved their flashlights, including Alrica.

A difference within the game had to do with pitchers. They replace pitchers more often than is usually done in MLB games. I think we saw five different pitchers for each team during the game. One pitcher was in for I think four pitches. I guess they just run through the bullpen.

I was very impressed. I think what struck me is something that I feel America has lost in its professional sports (with the possible exception of minor leagues.) In South Korea, the game is so much about the fans. The fans are supposed to have a great time. And they do. The audio system plays the right song for each player. The game doesn't have long delays. And all the cheering and exuberance is so good-natured. It is very much not screaming at the other side or screaming at your own players when they make an error. Sure, when an Eagle made an error, which did happen once, everyone on our side of the field said "Ooooo!" But nobody booed him or screamed out at the players. It's supposed to be fun and it is fun.

And the prices are reasonable so the fans can afford it. Seats in the red zone were 19,000 South Korean won, which is around 13 U.S. dollars. For three hours or more of entertainment, I think that is a very fair price.

It was an exciting game too. The first three innings were great defensive games. Good pitching, good fielding. But in the fourth inning, our pitcher (see how I have taken on my role as an Eagles fan?) our pitcher got into trouble. The Twins got a couple hits on him. Then he started throwing junk and he walked two batters in the inning. One of those walks even led to a run being scored. Two other runs were scored on a good hit. Already the Twins has put four runs on the board (there was one run before the trouble I mentioned in the bottom of the fourth.) So the Eagles called for a pitching change. The relief pitcher was taking over in a bad position. Two runners on base and only one out. He did pretty well, but the Twins scored one more run before he could get out of the inning.

In the top of the fifth, the Eagles managed one run. But the seventh innning was the decisive one. The Eagles were hot in the top of the seventh. The Twins used two different pitchers during that half inning and the Eagles scored four more runs, tying the game.

At this point, we noted another difference. In South Korea, there is not a seventh inning stretch. But Alrica and I sang Take Me Out to the Ballgame for tradition's sake, at least our traditions.

Unfortunately for the Eagles, the Twins answered the four runs in the top of the inning with one run in the bottom on the seventh. This meant that the Twins were in the lead 6 to the Eagles' 5. And that's how it ended too. The eighth inning went pretty quickly. And in the ninth, the first two outs were fast. It finally looked like maybe the Eagles could get a running over home plate. But then the batter popped it up to rightfield and with a clean catch, the game was over. Like baseball at home, if the home team is winning when you finish the top of the ninth inning, you don't play the bottom of the inning. The Eagles had already lost.

Am I now a die-hard Hanwha Eagles fan? No, I am not. But I'm a pretty big fan of how South Korea makes a baseball game into an event.

Seoul Searching (Times Three)

There is a lot to do and a lot to see in Seoul. We still have a few weeks here, and I hope to see more, but here are some of my explorations of the past few days.

The Palace

The throne room palace at Chongdeokgong and the slightly raised King's Way

One day Alrica and I took the metro into Eulji-ro, the same district where the whelk became so popular that I talked about in my last post. And there was a knight in the metro station! Well, a tile knight, but that's similar right?

I'm unsure what the white and navy at bottom right is supposed to be

Now, Eulji-ro wasn't our goal. We walked north and visite Ikseondong. This is an area with Hanok house on tight narrow streets filled with pedestrians. It's very popular with tourists and locals and has tons of cafes and shops. There was one wall that had twelve vending machines in the wall. Above each vending machine was one of the animals from the Chinese Zodiac. There were words in Korean, but I didn't understand them. Still, I assume the idea is to get something out of the vending machine with the animal that corresponds to your birth year. Personally, I'm a pig. But I also live a life in which I have to minimize what I own, so I was not too tempted by the vending machines. Neither was my rabbit wife.

Ikseondong sighting: Hydrant beside a meditating frog

From Ikseondong we walked to Chongdeok Palace (or Chongdeokgong as gong means palace.)

The palace gate ahead

There was much of interest here. It is a beautiful palace. But not all of it is originally Chongdeokgong. Many of the buildings are the original buildings, but not all of them. Some did not survive the war. And after the war, some of the palace buildings at other palaces were moved to this location to replace the lost buildings. Like modular castle design. Except in the move and rebuild, not all of the materials transferred well. So repairs continue to this day.

I like the little figures on the roof

We saw the main throne room palace. This is where the emperor would meet dignitaries or his subjects, where coronations occurred, and where major pronouncements were made. Behind the throne itself is a mural of the sun and moon and several waterfalls. It was representative of the majesty of the emperor.

The emperor's throne

The courtyard that leads from the gate to the palace has some fascinating features. There is a higher part that runs from the center of the gate to the center of the stairs up to the palace. That was "The King's Way". Only the emperor walked on this slightly higher path.

Rank stones

On either side of the King's Way, there are stones, almost like short little milestones. But these are rank stones. Each is engraved and they indicate how all the ministers were to arrange themselves when they came into the presence of the emperor. Those of higher rank were closer to the throne room. Those of lower rank were further away. Military officials lined up on one side of the King's Way and civil ministers lined up on the other side.

The next building we visited was special. It has blue tiles for its roof. These were, apparently, very expensive and used sparingly. This second palace with the blue (not super bright blue) roof was where the emperor spent most of his time. This was his daytime living quarters and also where he conducted most of his business with his advisers. The throne room was good for ceremony, but the day to day work of being the monarch was done in this second palace.

Note that the roof is bluer

One of the officials was the royal historian. The job of the historian was to follow the emperor everywhere he went and record everything the emperor said or did. These historians were so conscientious that it made the emperor's annoyed. In one of the histories, the emperor was out riding and he fell off his horse. He was embarrassed about it and said he didn't want it recorded in the official history. But the historian knew his duty. So the history reads something like "The emperor fell off his horse. He then commanded that this fact should not be recorded in the official history." Disobedient historian for the win!

The sum/moon/waterfall mural is in this building too and you get a better view of it

The third palace we visited was the emperor's bed chambers. This is bigger than just a bed chamber. It is his entire living space. But right behind that, in the fourth palace we visited was the queen's palace, her living space. And there is a fascinating structural difference in this building.

Royal bedchambers for the emporer

In all of the other palaces and in traditional Hanok architecture, there is a horizontal beam that runs across the roof, on the top, on the outside where you can see it. But the queen's palace doesn't have that horizontal beam. The reason is kind of magnificent.

The king's bedchamber, notice the horizontal beam at the top of the roof

The queen's bedchamber, notice that horizontal bar is missing

That beam is called the Dragon's Beam. It is supposed to invoke the spirit of a dragon to protect the home. The emperor is also considered a dragon. His job is to protect Korea. The main duty of the queen is to produce a male heir, the new dragon. They believed that if there were a dragon's beam on the top of her chambers, the energy of that dragon would suffocate the energy of a new dragon and the queen wouldn't be able to produce a male heir.

It was a fun explore. And after it, we got waffle fish. So good day!

The Mountain

I went out for a little solo walk one day. I decided to walk the road that is near our apartment and runs through the market. I would follow it south and see how far it led. And I did. I ended up at one of the high rise complexes. I continued to explore and came to one of the uphill portions of Seoul. The city is primarily built in a flat valley but it is in the midst of many mountains. Some of these are right inside the city. I decided on an uphill strategy. I wanted to see the neighborhoods that were built higher.

A view from Geumho. That tall building on the mountain is the Seoul N Tower

I kept going up and found a staircase and followed that. And soon I realized I was in some sort of park. So I pulled out my phone to find out where I was. Turns out, I was on one of the mountains in the center of Seoul. I was on Geumho Mountain.

Another view, not looking into the sun this time

I explored the mountain. There are some places with beautiful viewpoints. There are badminton courts and basketball courts. There is a lot of exercise equipment. That's huge here. Every park seems to have exercise equipment, and you frequently see it being used. The primary users tend to be older Koreans.

In this direction you can see the Han River behind the buildings

It was a lovely walk. And then, on my way home, I saw a familiar friend.

Hi Colonel!

The Stream

On a different solo exploration, I went back to the Cheonggyecheon Stream. I know I've already mentioned it in the blog. But I decided to walk from where it was closest to where we live all the way downstream until it meets the Han River.

The confluence of the stream and the river

I was surprised at how many different birds I saw at the stream. This is the middle of the city. But the stream does feel like a bit of nature away from the hustle, and apparently the birds appreciate that too.

Bird

Birds

Birds! (okay, that's just one bird)

Nature has some other magnificent sights along the way. I admit, the tulips were probably nature with the help of humanity, but I'm giving nature a lot of the credit.

I did not tiptoe through these.

But there was a lot of loveliness created by humans along the way too. Plenty of sculptures.

He doesn't look happy

Heart and Seoul?

That's bull

Thumbs up

At the confluence of the stream and the river, I found a park. This was an area with some other sculptures and art, but also had ballfields.

Keeping the balance

I saw young kids playing soccer (or they would say football.) And there were older kids, teenage boys, playing baseball.

Clock in the ground, and the time was correct. I checked.

Here's what fascinated me. Everything was in English. One team was WePlay (I assume their sponsor.) The other was something like AngelBirds or AngryBirds. I couldn't make it out. The names on the backs of the shirts were written in the Latin Alphabet. And the scoreboard said "Team" and "Away" and "Home". Plus it marked how many balls, strikes, and outs there were with B, S, and O. All English. In South Korea.

The home team is dominating the away team

On the way home I found a big market where the streets were blocked off and there were people selling things from tables or sitting on the ground. Mostly it was clothing, but there were electronics too.

I saw a place selling corndogs and thought, I haven't had a corndog in a long time. I bought a couple for dinner. Because who says no to corndogs?

That's a lot of exploring, and there is still so much more to check out. So I'm sure I will have more to report.

The Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries

The title of this blog post is, of course, a reference to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when Gene Wilder, playing Willy Wonka, introduces his guests to lickable wallpaper. If you don't know the movie, no worries. You can follow this post without it.

But what you do need to know is that Alrica really likes colby jack cheese. Back in the States, we would regularly buy colby jack cheese. It's delicious and it is one of her favorites. But in most of our travels, we don't ever see colby jack cheese. In many places, you hardly see cheese at all. So imagine Alrica's delight when, early this week while visiting the grocery store, she found colby jack cheese. If you are imagining a lot of delight, good job.

Now, ratchet that up a notch, you have one more scene to imagine. You see, we bought the cheese and brought it home. Now you are imagining Alrica's delight when she tasted it. And she said to me, "The colby jack cheese tastes like colby jack cheese." To which I replied, as you have probably guessed, "The snozberries taste like snozberries."

It's wonderful to find some familiar foods in other countries. But it is fascinating to see the differences. Have you ever seen canned whelk at home?

This is not just whelk. This is premium whelk.

This is even more interesting than you think. The Korean word golbaengi is used for any edible sea snails. The prime golbaengi eaten is whelk. But this is imported whelk. They don't catch a lot of them here. Almost all the whelk eaten in South Korea is imported from the UK. But in the UK, where these are caught by the thousands, nobody eats them. They think they are bait for catching other fish and are otherwise unpalatable.

How did this all begin? It started with locally caught whelk. It wasn't a hugely popular food yet in Korea, only eaten in some of the fishing towns where it was caught. But during a period of industrialization in the 1960s, the Eulji-ro district of Seoul (which is just a bit west of where we live) became home to lots of factories. Restaurants in the area started serving a salad that included golbaengi. In Korea, the texture of a food is considered as important as the flavor. These industrial workers loved the chewy resistance to their teeth. The whelk was mixed with vegetables, strong sauces and noodles, so it was flavorful and filling as well.

This new golbaengi dish became super popular. It spread outside of just the Eulji-ro district. But Korean fisherman couldn't catch enough to keep up with demand. The whelk in Korea live in deep waters, they aren't easy or inexpensive to catch. But the whelk around the British Isles, they live in shallow waters and were being caught by accident. They were just an extra thing in the nets of fisherman when they hauled up their fish.

And boom! (An import boom.) Korean importers started buying whelk from British fishermen. This was fantastic for the Brits. Before these, a small amount of the whelk was used for bait, but mostly it was a waste product. Now there are Korean importers who want to pay for it? Who would say no to that?

We could end the whelk story here. Then it would seem like a happy win-win tale. If you want a happy whelk ending, skip the next paragraph.

For those you reading this paragraph, you probably have a good guess what happens next. Korean demand skyrockets. British fishermen in the Irish Sea start catching whelk, not worrying about fish. The demand is so high, the Brits catch all kinds of whelk, even the juveniles. They catch all year long, even in mating seasons. And what's the inevitable outcome of that? The whelk population crashes. For decades the British government does nothing about it. Finally in 2024, the UK passes regulations on the whelk fishing industry in the hopes that they can save the whelk from total extinction. They put in place size limits (on the individual whelk meaning you can't catch them too small, the juvenile ones), monthly weight limits, areas that are forbidden to be fished because they are breeding grounds, and a total ban on whelk fishing between April and June as that is the mating season. (Does it seem like a long mating season? Well, they are sea snails, they don't move fast.) Hopefully these new rules will help and there will be future whelk.

Another food that has amazing popularity is seaweed. In the USA, you hardly see seaweed used aside from as part of sushi. You can find it, sure, but it isn't common. But in Korea, dried roasted seaweed is huge. It's a snack. And there are so many varieties of it!

Look, the girl is making a heart with her fingers. She really loves seaweed snacks!

Perhaps you prefer your seaweed snacks to have that oakwood flavor

Maybe you like your seaweed roasted in sesame oil

Or perhaps you prefer perilla oil which comes from the Japanese Mint plant

You need one kind of seaweed for your gimbap

But a different kind for your onigiri. By the way, can the Minions market anything?

And garnish, because sometimes that touch of seaweed is all the difference in presentation

Don't ask, "Why would anyone need so many kinds of seaweed?" If you do, Willy Wonka might grab your face and say, "We are the music makers. And we are the eaters of seaweed. No, no, dreamers of dreams. Went off script for a second there. Sorry."