Do You Wanna Steal a Slogan?

We are nearing the end of our time in Phnom Penh. But we've had a few extra adventures. One night we walked along the Chaktomuk Walk Street. That's a bit of a misnomer as the street is full of cars. But it is next to a wide walkway along the river. Which river? Let me tell you.

There is a walking part, look to the left.

Long before the city of Phnom Penh was a city with the name Phnom Penh, this region was called Chaktomuk. It means "the place where four rivers come together." Now, this isn't four rivers merging into one river, or even three rivers in and one river out. It is actually two rivers in and two rivers out. Chaktomuk is where the Mekong River (or Upper Mekong River) meets the Tonle Sap River. But then, just downstream of the confluence, the river splits into two separate outlets: The Lower Mekong River and the Bassac River. You know how sometimes rivers split and then come back together so you get islands in the river. Well, here the river splits and it never comes back together. Both the Lower Mekong River and the Bassac River flow separately through Cambodia and a chunk of Vietnam and reach the East Vietnam Sea at two different places.

Boats named for a Monkey God

We were walking along the Tonle Sap, just upstream of the confluence. We bought a bowl of noodles and soup that was being carried on a yoke over a woman's back. We saw party boats along the river. It was a very lively and full atmosphere. (It was also a public holiday.)

Maybe this is a large creature riding a small elephant. Or maybe he is just one virile guy.

The next day we visited a big wat called Wat Phnom Daun Penh. There was a temple with lots of representations of Buddha, people praying, and offerings, including a two dollar bill.

The rare two dollar bill. So rare it is worth two dollars.

We also stopped at an ice cream shop called Mixue. It is a chain that we have seen in several Southeast Asian countries, but this is first time we stopped in one. I was fascinated by their posters and slogans. Mixue has, as its illustrated sales creature, a snowman who wears a crown. They call him Snowking. Here is the general slogan written in English.

Hey, Snowking, are we a happy family?

Anyone remember Barney? You know the man-sized purple dinosaur that was on children's television? I think they stole this slogan! But if you are thinking, "hey, it's just a coincidence," then check out the following.

It does end in Snowking, not snowman, so totally different.

If any of my Lehman Engel BMI friends see this, tell Kristen. But remind her that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I admit that I did enjoy one of their advertising posters.

When squeezing isn't enough

Putting that lemon in its place. Maybe this can spawn a new Olympic sport: Citrus Boxing.

Probably not. It would upset the SPCSF, the Society for Protection from Cruelty to Sour Fruits. And you don't want to get that organization on your bad side!

Bonus signage